Thursday, December 28, 2006

You got here how?

Some of the better search strings through which people have found this blog. And my snarky responses.

The "Go Back to School" Awards
  • a sad song about a kids abused - I don't know why you were looking for this, but you might have more luck if you corrected your grammar.
  • how long does a female butterfly stay pregnant? - I think butterflies lay eggs. See mammals vs. insects for more help.
  • Name of the month of Winter holidays - December.
  • how i gone spend my winter holidays - I don't know.
The "I'm So Sorry" Awards
  • my retainer keeps giving me sores
  • i ate too much carp
The "Smell Me" Awards
  • why does insulin smell like band aids
  • diabetes smells like alcohol
  • diabetics smell sweet
  • stella smells diabetic
The "I Can't Even Begin to Imagine" Awards
  • fat baby's pride BBQ
  • automatic transmission sweet juice
  • "Lichen Planus" vegan - huh?
  • police trouble wearing diapers diaper plastic
  • picture penis elephantitis - ewwwwwww
  • martial arts dojo boobs - This one's for Jen, Cait, and Mel
  • picture of a biscuit penis - ??????
The "This Blog Will Not Give You Satisfaction" Awards
  • britney spears forgets her underwear - ugh, ugh, ugh.
  • britney spears tax returns - Not here, sorry.
  • Groundhog ailments - The only ailment my groundhogs had was inhabiting my yard. And I cured that.
  • "donor insemination" OR "donor sperm" depression - Your question exactly?
  • ban diabetes marriage - Of course. Because there are no greater problems in the world than diabetics getting married.
  • farting after frozen embryo
The "Did You Really Need to Ask The Internet?" Awards
  • do I need bra under wedding dress? - Well, what kind of dress is it?
  • Are Friday weddings tacky? - Do I look like Emily Post?
  • "I want to have a child with you" - Perhaps we can go out for coffee first?
  • what holiday gift can I give my jewish boss - I'd recommend a giant light-up creche myself.
  • should there be carpet in nurse's office - Damned if I know.
  • its good to chew gum when playing basketball - Is this a question or a statement?
  • what does a pili look like?
And.. the "I Totally Agree" Award
  • oh he's a gorgeous little boy

12 Comments:

Blogger MileMasterSarah said...

hahaha, these are hilarious!

5:36 PM  
Blogger MAMB said...

always great fun seeing the searches that lead to you hehe

6:22 PM  
Blogger caramaena said...

You get some very interesting searches! Mine seem to be mostly about Big Brother - which was over months and months ago! I don't get it.

I need to start throwing in some random phrases to see what sort of searches I can get ;)

7:37 AM  
Blogger Rachel said...

Love them!

8:02 AM  
Blogger julia said...

I always get people looking for pictures of Julia Bond, who, I found out, is a porn star. Yeah, SO not me. :D

9:40 AM  
Blogger Erica said...

haha! How do you find that out? I want to see what people see my blog from...

10:27 AM  
Blogger erinberry said...

Thanks for the laughs!! :)

10:53 AM  
Anonymous soul_brother said...

So just out of curiosity, I tried Googling "how I gone spend my winter holidays". The first thing Google does is ask me "Did you mean: how I gonna spend my winter holidays".

Yeesh. Seems like Google needs to go back to school, too.

12:49 PM  
Blogger Gandksmom said...

I don't get it. When I have looked at mine, it just makes me want to shake my head.

12:08 PM  
Blogger Red said...

I love, love, love the awards. I was laughing so hard at work that one of my co-workers turned to me and said " what is wrong with you?"

3:32 PM  
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5:00 PM  
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