You got here how?
Some of the better search strings through which people have found this blog. And my snarky responses.
The "Go Back to School" Awards
The "Go Back to School" Awards
- a sad song about a kids abused - I don't know why you were looking for this, but you might have more luck if you corrected your grammar.
- how long does a female butterfly stay pregnant? - I think butterflies lay eggs. See mammals vs. insects for more help.
- Name of the month of Winter holidays - December.
- how i gone spend my winter holidays - I don't know.
- my retainer keeps giving me sores
- i ate too much carp
- why does insulin smell like band aids
- diabetes smells like alcohol
- diabetics smell sweet
- stella smells diabetic
- fat baby's pride BBQ
- automatic transmission sweet juice
- "Lichen Planus" vegan - huh?
- police trouble wearing diapers diaper plastic
- picture penis elephantitis - ewwwwwww
- martial arts dojo boobs - This one's for Jen, Cait, and Mel
- picture of a biscuit penis - ??????
- britney spears forgets her underwear - ugh, ugh, ugh.
- britney spears tax returns - Not here, sorry.
- Groundhog ailments - The only ailment my groundhogs had was inhabiting my yard. And I cured that.
- "donor insemination" OR "donor sperm" depression - Your question exactly?
- ban diabetes marriage - Of course. Because there are no greater problems in the world than diabetics getting married.
- farting after frozen embryo
- do I need bra under wedding dress? - Well, what kind of dress is it?
- Are Friday weddings tacky? - Do I look like Emily Post?
- "I want to have a child with you" - Perhaps we can go out for coffee first?
- what holiday gift can I give my jewish boss - I'd recommend a giant light-up creche myself.
- should there be carpet in nurse's office - Damned if I know.
- its good to chew gum when playing basketball - Is this a question or a statement?
- what does a pili look like?
- oh he's a gorgeous little boy
posted by art-sweet at 4:31 PM
13 Comments:
hahaha, these are hilarious!
You get some very interesting searches! Mine seem to be mostly about Big Brother - which was over months and months ago! I don't get it.
I need to start throwing in some random phrases to see what sort of searches I can get ;)
Love them!
I always get people looking for pictures of Julia Bond, who, I found out, is a porn star. Yeah, SO not me. :D
haha! How do you find that out? I want to see what people see my blog from...
Thanks for the laughs!! :)
So just out of curiosity, I tried Googling "how I gone spend my winter holidays". The first thing Google does is ask me "Did you mean: how I gonna spend my winter holidays".
Yeesh. Seems like Google needs to go back to school, too.
I don't get it. When I have looked at mine, it just makes me want to shake my head.
I love, love, love the awards. I was laughing so hard at work that one of my co-workers turned to me and said " what is wrong with you?"
Hahaha these are great!
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